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Saturday, February 7, 2009,

HELLO HELLO HELLO.
Je here, Alex is busy sleeping away in FarFarAwayLand.
Im helping the retard update her blog because well ,
one , its dead
two , im bored
three , im still damn bored.
& Mostly its been dead.
EVERYTIME I COME HERE I SEE THE STUPID GOSSIP POEM.
but anyway , alex has been busy busy with school sstuff and training.
everytime i talk to her on the phone she's eating .
She totally deserves to be fat .
okay , theres no link to that .
But anyway , Alex is a maniac.
and she really needs to like come online more often.
her blog is so depresssing.

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I am too tired to blog on
im probably not making like any sense cause im half dead .
SO YAY , BOOHOOO.
omg , i need help.
i love petsociety.
actually No , i hate it.
everytime i make a bit of money i spend it away on crap and then i end up with nothing.
& i cannot wait to watch Bride Wars and Wedding Game and other games.
I mean movies.
and omg my dog is snoring , how cute is that.
omg , i never knew dogs could snore. hhahahhhahaha :)
its hmmm KORRRRR hmmm KORRRR.
awwwwww my dog so cute. hahhahahahha :)
and i dont know wheres my Mommy ,
and omg , im seriously not makking any sense.
Gooodnight, bye,

SHALOM zaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
ALEX, YOU THERE?
im here.

1:35 AM

Wednesday, December 31, 2008,

hey peeps! christmas was a blast dont you think! teehee. so happy and jolly and jumpy and bouncy and yay! hahaha. and today is new years eve. can you believe how fast one year has passed. SO many things happened this year in what seemed like such a short time. anyway, i went to watch twilight the other day with the merllamas oh and thomas. haha. i think it was , an interesting movie. the setting and all were nice but i must say i was utterly disappointed in the kissing scenes and all the important parts. cos they didn't seem like they were that crucial, given the way they were done. like the music and all weren't right. and they didn't play DECODE until the 2nd song of the credits! so urgh right! :/ oh well.

i came across this very interesting poem like thing while reading chicken soup one day ( yeah i was bored la ) but i really thought i struck a raw nerve and it makes sense. worst thing- it's about gossip. here goes.

My name is Gossip.
I have no respect for justice.
I maim hearts without killing.
I break hearts and ruin lives.
I am cunning, malicious and gather strength with age.
The more I am quoted, the more I am believed.
My victims are helpless.
They cannot protect themselves against me because i have no name and no face.
To track me down is impossible.
The harder you try, the more elusive i become.
I am nobody's friend.
Once i varnish a reputation, it's never the same.
I topple the governments and wreck marriages.
I ruin careers and cause sleepless nights, heartaches and indigestion.
I spawn suspicion and generate grief.
I make innocent people cry in their pillows.
Even my name hisses. (I am called Gossssssip)
Office gossip, shop gossip, party gossip, telephone gossip.
I make headlines and headaches.
REMEMBER: Before you repeat a story, ask yourself- Is it true? Is it fair? Is it necessary? If not, do not repeat it. KEEP QUIET.
Great minds discuss ideas, Average minds discuss events, Shallow minds discuss people.
Which, are YOU?

very impactful right? yeah i was damn shocked when a read it. yeah. so think twice guys. and so will i next time :/


12:29 PM

Sunday, December 21, 2008,

oh yeah. hi. back from austria like a week ago. ahaha. and sam is here! like finally! last couple of days spent with her! ;D yabadabadoooooooo! i love sam so much ;D
yeah, but poor stupid irritating me has kinda been neglecting the llamas a lil. and i apologise! :/i'm really really sorry i didn't show up at the pentitential thing. im super sorry! honest. i think im really bad cos i dont even know what you people are talking about anymore. im so.. not updated. and that's a bad thing! :// im sorry Maryanne, Estelle, Clarice, Natasha and Mariel for being an unsuccessful gossip monstahh! i really do miss you guys................


ps. i love sam. did i mention that! lemme say it again! I LOVE SAM TO BITS AND PIECES AND ATOMS AND MOLECULES AND GENES AND DNA AND WHATEVER ELSE THERE IS. OH, PROTEINS. HAHA.

9:11 PM

Monday, November 24, 2008,

hellow everyoneee!

ALEX IS GOING TO AUSTRIA TOMORROW! i absolutely cannot wait! thee long awaited break has finally come at long last! ;D yeah man! down to the land of trees and snow and more trees and more snow! yeah man, relaxation to the maxxx! teehee. yeah man!

but yes, no doubt i'm gonna miss them MERLLAMAS and JIA EN! don't miss me too much! ahha. if you can help it! HAHAH.

today was a tiring day. i went to try the dress for my uncle's wedding! i really really love it! it's damn sweet! purple bubble dress ;D ;D yay! when i get back, people are coming from overseas! yeahman! SAM I CAN'T WAIT!

well, seeya guys in 3 weeks! toodles


11:01 PM

Saturday, November 22, 2008,

omg be proud of me! i played LAN like for the first time today! haha. it was super funny! (Stephen just told me it stands for Local Area Network. haha) cos we were playing some weirdo battle game, then i didn't know how to shoot anyone and i didn't know who to shoot and i didn't know how to fly the freaking airplane so i ended up killing Kristian and Ronald AND myself like for a million times! hahaha. and this kind crazayye thing, can only happen on .... wait for it, wait for it...

MERLLAMA OUTING! YEAHMAN. ahha yeaps, so after hanging around and eating, we went to play LAN. haha. it really was quite funny. cos after i got bored of the funny shoot here shoot there game, i went back to the ole times where i played MAPLE! haha. yeah luh, unexpected right? believe it or not, i played maple okay! my character is like, level 30 something. haha.

so anyway, by that time it was Stelle, me, Kristian, Max and Ronald! and we went to macs! and it was super gross. cos stupid Kristian and his stupid saliva were being exceedingly disgusting! omg! and Ronald was like harping on the fact that Kristian can make spiderwebs with his saliva. and Stelle and I were like completely grossed out. and then i whammed Stelle's head into the wall. hahahha. okay. not funny.

yeah, and i got back like, a couple of hours ago. and now i'm like stoning here. staring at my wonderful new starry curtain! there're like literally star lights behind it! it's bloody cool! especially since I put it up! hahaha. yeah man!

*well my phone is being a bitch so i'll upload them photos when my phone decides to behave. haha ;D toodlies!


7:15 PM

Thursday, November 20, 2008,

hellow people of the world! in contrast to the catastrophic yesterday, i'm rather happy today! i just watched Gossip Girl episode 9! haha. yeah luh very slow luh. i think talking to your friends cheers you up loads man! and the MerLlamas are tha bomb! ;D you peeps always make me super happy! and i really can't wait for saturday! (Stephen, idc, YOU'RE CANCELLING TUITION) HAHAHA. okay anyway, been busy spring cleaning lately. also why haven't been going out much. i absolutely can't wait for Tuesday! i'm going to Austria! woots! the land of snow and mountains and yummy sausages and wide open spaces! yeah man! ;D far away from the hectic battlefield of Singapore!

omygawsh. my sister went to school to get her results today. no comment. haha. but i just found out that the highest score in the nation is 287! that's like lower than last years! that means the paper was harder right? but ironically enough, the highest score in my primary school went higher! beating last year's score by a whopping 6 points, some Indian girl called Julia or whatever(my sister said she's freaking smart, evidently) got like 275! omg luh. how do people get so smart man.

anyway, i'm going for mass later ;D again. i love going for mass. it rejuvenates you in a way. makes you feel at peace. that's why we sing HOW GREAT IS OUR GOD! ;D teehee. yeah man. i've had that P&W song, I Am Yours stuck in my head since like yesterday. anyone wants to be a darling and send it me? teehee

oh oh! yesterday, Max sent me the video of the person getting eaten by a the stupid white tiger. hahaha. told you animals were stupid. but the guy also quite stupid luh. the video is quite scary lor. wait i try and upload it :

video

damn scary right? yeah okay. i think i'll get back to my spring cleaning! ;D it sucks knowing that you gotta finish something before you can go anywhere. i really wanted to go with Maryanne, Stelle and the guys for lunch but :/ oh wells. sorry peeps. and sorry Maryanne, this is like the third or fourth time i've pangseh-ed you alr. ookie pokie. toodlies!


12:17 PM

Wednesday, November 19, 2008,

You really thought I'd admit defeat just like that ? If you think wanting to beat people is such a crime then why do you want to beat me so much ? and if your new years resolution's got nothing to do with us, then you tell us for what ? Urgh , like what is this , inference question ? and if your blood wasn't boiling, why would you not accept defeat and insist on having a say on something so that it wouldnt look like you lost ? and you know , even if you arent affected by name calling , it doesnt change the fact that you are in fact a big fat bitch . And you know what ,
I DETEST YOU RASEY TAN ,

8:23 PM